moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

egberts:

gloomysandwichgirl:

There’s no food in my house

*dying whale noise*

whale: there is no krill in the ocean

*teenage girl noise*